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Lyrics: I turned my daddy on and I s*x more but punish less.
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Secretz Barz 03:09
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Stabby 02:19
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Echo Chamber 02:33
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Moonwasher 03:08
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Rose: Escape 01:50
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Starsetter 02:18
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ShOwOteim 02:35
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MoonScreamer 00:55
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Jaed Chaos 02:42
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Lyrics: old lord spanish was stompin around his own felt manor like a big playground when suddenly vaska burst from the shade and hit lord spanish with a ball of eight lord spanish was pissed and decided to strife right before getting stabbed by a really dull knife when the fearsome jack noir burst onto the scene as jaed hardly crashed it in a flash of green and she sicced her doggod on the sovereign slayer but they heard someone shout "yo homes smell ya later!" out came kraket with some weapons and loot and dabe stidrer too in his birthday suit and he took a pair of handcuffs from his cold, chained hands locked vaska to a clonk all according to plan as sirens blared on in a violent clamour femorafreak vowed to send the trole to the slammer this is the ultimate "o"down of ultimate destiny cool guys, new guys, and webcomics as far as the eye can see and only one will survive i wonder who it will be? this is the ultimate "o"down of ultimate destiny lord spanish threw a punch at femorafreak and called on cans to knock him into next week then jack came back ready for his next attack but hecka jef ran in and stabbed him in the back and vrasky had realized the cop had lost her trail when dabe stidrer knew he'd be sending her to jail but he suddenly stopped and his blood ran cold and daddy jhon ebgret put him in a chokehold and he saw lord spanish sneaking up from behind so he reached for his ham which he just couldn't find cause vrasky stole it from him for some extra weight but hecka jef nabbed it off her fictional plate and he ran towards jhon ready for revenge as dabe sprang forward with a dad to defend as quick as a flash, they collided in the air and they both got spooked by a lil cal stare this is the ultimate "o"down of ultimate destiny cool guys, new guys, and webcomics as far as the eye can see and only one will survive i wonder who it will be? this is the ultimate "o"down... cherubs cried out a frightening jingle from the ninth circle arose chuck tingle who delivered a pounding into jhon's butt that ruptured his organs and made him nut and he fell on the ground his life now a mess as vrasky absconded with snoman's dress but chuck saw right through her clever disguise and tore her ass open with just his eyes then snoman's black inches and the staff of hunk rump and penumbra gunshow singalong's trump apple girlington and robbie rotten tensei face and michael guy bowman toby fox spades sleck fresh jimmy matchsticks grand dad crank dat 720 memes to pick hadron kaleido and mobius trip itchy momi and bilious slick all came out of nowhere lightning fast and pounded chuck tingle in his viral ass it was the sexiest battle that "o" would dare write with his readers looking on in hypnotized fright the battle ended to thunderous cheers when hiveswap released after ten thousand years the champion stood, we bowed our heads and knew it was neil cicierega giving credit where it's due. this is the ultimate "o"down of ultimate destiny cool guys, new guys, and webcomics as far as the eye can see and only one will survive i wonder who it will be? this is the ultimate "o"down... (this is the ultimate "o"down...) this is the ultimate "o"down... (this is the ultimate "o"down...) this is the ultimate "o"down... of ultimate destiny!
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jaeded 02:58
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Endure 02:59
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Sunrise 03:14
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Creatrix 02:09
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STRIPE!!!! 02:05
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Break Battle 01:23
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out of time 01:05
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Momi (Piano) 02:50
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I Miss You 04:15
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Downwards 04:35
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have you read cool and new web comic: canwc.mspfa.com

Album Art by nightslights and yazshu

Album Master by JohnJRenns

Album Booklet by interrobang

Bandcamp Management by Jaspy and Makin (why credit this again)

Album Booklet: mega.nz/folder/IwAlQCYK#8_dlbGkl451jY4MtXaLMlw/file/1hQRVAob

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released July 2, 2017

Artists who contributed to this album:

Anervaria
avocado
Bambosh
BobTheTacocat
Cerulean
cloudaria
Commander Cello
cookiefonster
cosmicTerrorist
Cryptanark
Difarem
Doctor Chaos
Double Hats Eyewear
dragonChaser
FrostyMac
GoomFloops
greenTetrahedron
groeuf
interrobang
Jaspy
JohnJRenns
koykoy13
Legitimoose
Makin
meems
MrCheeze
No Funny Name
Noisemaker
NyashAlex
olkiswerve
OpsCat
ostrichlittledungeon
PizzaGremlin
Radical Dude 42
Ragzilla
Scarodactyl
Shadok123
Shwan
sozzay
SplitSunz
Squarewave
StarlightCalliope
sylvarn
TirantBacon
TwinBuilder
underscore
Viridian
VulkanShawl
webdiings
WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES
wheals
XenoZane
XoroLaventer
yazshu

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we made muisc for cool and new web comic, a story based on homestuck but better

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