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Album Art by nightslights and yazshu

Album Master by JohnJRenns

Album Booklet by interrobang

Bandcamp Management by Jaspy and Makin (why credit this again)

Album Booklet: drive.google.com/open?id=0B9mTMxMDFql0OEM1ZFZfN3E1cDA

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released July 2, 2017

Artists who contributed to this album:
Anervaria
avocado
Bambosh
BobTheTacocat
Cerulean
cloudaria
Commander Cello
cookiefonster
cosmicTerrorist
Cryptanark
Difarem
Doctor Chaos
Double Hats Eyewear
dragonChaser
FrostyMac
GoomFloops
greenTetrahedron
groeuf
interrobang
Jaspy
JohnJRenns
koykoy13
Legitimoose
Makin
meems
MrCheeze
No Funny Name
Noisemaker
NyashAlex
olkiswerve
OpsCat
ostrichlittledungeon
PizzaGremlin
power464646
Radical Dude 42
Ragzilla
Scarodactyl
Shadok123
Shwan
sozzay
SplitSunz
Squarewave
StarlightCalliope
TirantBacon
TwinBuilder
underscore
Viridian
VulkanShawl
webdiings
WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES
wheals
XenoZane
XoroLaventer
yazshu

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Track Name: Intro: I Turned My Daddy On
Lyrics:

I turned my daddy on

and I s*x more

but punish less.
Track Name: The Ultimate "O"down
Lyrics:

old lord spanish was stompin around
his own felt manor like a big playground
when suddenly vaska burst from the shade
and hit lord spanish with a ball of eight
lord spanish was pissed and decided to strife
right before getting stabbed by a really dull knife
when the fearsome jack noir burst onto the scene
as jaed hardly crashed it in a flash of green
and she sicced her doggod on the sovereign slayer
but they heard someone shout "yo homes smell ya later!"
out came kraket with some weapons and loot
and dabe stidrer too in his birthday suit
and he took a pair of handcuffs from his cold, chained hands
locked vaska to a clonk all according to plan
as sirens blared on in a violent clamour
femorafreak vowed to send the trole to the slammer

this is the ultimate "o"down of ultimate destiny
cool guys, new guys, and webcomics
as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive
i wonder who it will be?
this is the ultimate "o"down of ultimate destiny

lord spanish threw a punch at femorafreak
and called on cans to knock him into next week
then jack came back ready for his next attack
but hecka jef ran in and stabbed him in the back
and vrasky had realized the cop had lost her trail
when dabe stidrer knew he'd be sending her to jail
but he suddenly stopped and his blood ran cold
and daddy jhon ebgret put him in a chokehold
and he saw lord spanish sneaking up from behind
so he reached for his ham which he just couldn't find
cause vrasky stole it from him for some extra weight
but hecka jef nabbed it off her fictional plate
and he ran towards jhon ready for revenge
as dabe sprang forward with a dad to defend
as quick as a flash, they collided in the air
and they both got spooked by a lil cal stare

this is the ultimate "o"down of ultimate destiny
cool guys, new guys, and webcomics
as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive
i wonder who it will be?
this is the ultimate "o"down...

cherubs cried out
a frightening jingle
from the ninth circle
arose chuck tingle
who delivered a pounding
into jhon's butt
that ruptured his organs
and made him nut
and he fell on the ground
his life now a mess
as vrasky absconded
with snoman's dress
but chuck saw right through
her clever disguise
and tore her ass open
with just his eyes

then snoman's black inches and the staff of hunk rump
and penumbra gunshow singalong's trump
apple girlington and robbie rotten
tensei face and michael guy bowman
toby fox spades sleck fresh jimmy matchsticks
grand dad crank dat 720 memes to pick
hadron kaleido and mobius trip
itchy momi and bilious slick

all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and pounded chuck tingle in his viral ass
it was the sexiest battle that "o" would dare write
with his readers looking on in hypnotized fright
the battle ended to thunderous cheers
when hiveswap released after ten thousand years
the champion stood, we bowed our heads and knew
it was neil cicierega giving credit where it's due.

this is the ultimate "o"down of ultimate destiny
cool guys, new guys, and webcomics
as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive
i wonder who it will be?
this is the ultimate "o"down...
(this is the ultimate "o"down...)
this is the ultimate "o"down...
(this is the ultimate "o"down...)
this is the ultimate "o"down...
of ultimate destiny!