oh diet dr pepper is the flavor that i savor it's sweet and spicy, totally unique it makes me want to sing this song about my soft drink saviour that brings me joy when everything looks bleak oh diet dr pepper by the can or by the twenty i drink them morning, afternoon, and night it's got no fat or calories but taste it has aplenty beats cola, root beer, juice, and even sprite there can just be only one true dr pepper, dr pepper loyal subjects, me and you, to dr pepper, dr pepper death to every other drink but dr pepper, dr pepper because they just really stink but dr pepper, dr pepper i'll show you to a brand new world of dr pepper, dr pepper our banner flies proudly unfurled for dr pepper, dr pepper lay waste to all the other drinks it's dr pepper, dr pepper satisfying all my kinks it's dr pepper, dr pepper don't kinkyshame me plz oh diet dr pepper raise the flag of revolution and murder every soft drink in your way your perfect taste has led me to a new final solution kill everyone, start with a brand new day and as the dawn rises anew on dr pepper, dr pepper the drink of choice for me and you, it's dr pepper, dr pepper taste like this just can't be beat, oh dr pepper, dr pepper pepsi lies dead in the street, it's dr pepper, dr pepper

once a pon u time Narrator A shining light so bright on the internet, wriggling with shittiness ever so said made by a man who is golly damn right I'm talking to you o on behalf of the web site and when you see us shit out crappy complete guaranteed a musical shitfest that only I can plead we want to say thanks for making it right when it's wrong and making it mostly sometimes wrong when it is right so relax yourself, you deserve it of course thinking of everything you made in retrospective discourse or should I say o course because the f is paid to respect, when obviously what else would you even expect [RAP] Tirantbacon: Epik rap happy holidays, I hope you get gifts higher than the high you even have be in order to be that guy when a guy like you comes right around it so often is looked like a mystery, wrapped in a riddle taped on tv so when I say thanks, and on behalf us all, we mean it well, I mean look at it all! with all the memes accumulating as one, we wanna say thanks a tonne for being there to answer our prayers while the huss man eats his toblerone, as the internet gives him swears. THE O RAP Bambosh: Every day when I open the link to Homestuck I always feel a little twinge, a twinge of conk suck But now the o man's come to answer our prayers, He's fresher than the fucking fresh prince of bel air, Updating his brand new comic, as cool as he can be Showing the absolute fuck out of that hack called Hussie So what I'm saying o, is that I appreciate your flavour, And that you'll now be known As the homestuck reader’s saviour middle rap they say it's a homestuck sequel / this shit's even tighter than prequel / even if you’re as furry as svix / cool and new make the perfect mix even bolin in his confessional / admits there is none more professional / and the scottish composer malcolm / weeps at this writing smoother than talcum Every morning with my bacon / I'd go and salt alongside Makin / Now it seems my salt is gone / Cured, perchance, by o and jhon We are cool and new ​[A NUMBER ONE SINGING INTERUDE BY RENNS] (Hey!) (We're Cool and New) (Hey!) (We're Cool and New) Now listen closely Here's a little lesson for web comics This is going down as the best gimmick If you wanna be like Toby Cool and New You have to catch Andrew Hussie on the cue Just follow my memes, and shit around. Be careful not to post those leaks. “ARG” No, don't post that! (We're Cool and New) (Hey!) (We're Cool and New) HAHAHAH Now look at this song, that I have made When I hit play, be ready to quake (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA) Uh, let's try something else Now watch and learn, here's the deal You slip and slide on this banana peel [author's notes, this verse is too good of a rhyme, i refuse to change this] (ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) (We're Cool and New) (Hey!) (ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) (We're Cool and New) (ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) (We're Cool and New) (Hey!) (ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) (We're Cool and New) (Hey!) (Hey!) Lats rap [Back to Tirant] Okay that was silly And I kinda admit these doritos are getting Kinda chili (hot u DUNKASS) Our appreciation for this webcomic is more than cool and new That’s right o we’re still talking to you It’s about an ignited fixation of concentrated causation That results in fiery blazin’ of fandom inflation Without the cool and new Our thoughts of it all would be... Wayy past due And our interested infested rearranged contested ideas got molested By a man with all the fame and bold calamity And then taken over by lame and old insanity A WHICKED TIRANTIY (AAAA) And it makes people say… “O” my god