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Greatest Hits 2

by Cool and New Music Team

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Revisit/Rewind 06:13
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Downwards 04:35
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Jungle #3 04:05
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le canrival 02:12
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Thyme on My Fries 03:27
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Midnight 02:49
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Ringleader 03:07
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Conflict (Guitarkind) 00:53
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Meme Voyage 05:05
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{s] coaster: Rise and fall 02:51
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Light at the End of the Tunnel 01:32
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Creatrix 02:09
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dabestep ULTRAMEGAMIX w aditionel drumbs 01:53
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Vegetal Colina 04:24
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(intractive?) Character Selection Screen 01:28
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It's Bb Major Not A# Major (Because The Song Is In D Minor) 02:49
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I Miss You 04:15
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hors 03:17
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BLΛNK JIMMEE 02:13
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Horizontal Headshot 02:50
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Dialup 02:13
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Enter with Caliborn: Destruction Adventure 05:34
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"Libera me" From Bowman 04:33
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Dental records! One-hundred per cent! Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. Backyard fun! How does the son of a founding father of the nation get appointed as a governor in charge of occupation of the Indiana territory, battle with Tecumseh Tippecanoe, go on to become the president in 1841. He did it for just 32 days and he was done cus he died of pneumonia. Didn't wear no coat in the rain. Boy, what you thinking? What's your name? My name is Governor Fred Michael, Marvin's brother. I will eat a series of milk jugs for commemorative purposes and 2 or 3 maggots in the year 1917 and then I will bury you, you noodle brain! You're gonna have to deal with my partner now. (Libera me, Bowman de memes æterna in die illa tremenda. in die illa quadringenti quinquaginta octingenti quinquaginta septingenti viginti. Tremens factus sum ego et timeo, Dum discussio venerit atque ventura ira) Being a bird, being a bird, being a bird, nothing to do, good day, good day, being a bird, being a bird, bird, bird, bird, being a bird, being a bird, being a bird (BARK) What? (BARK) What was that? (BARK) What was that? Fly away, fly away, fly away, into the tree, in the tree, in the tree, in the tree, in the tree, in the tree, in the tree, safe! Safe now. Safe in the tree. (Dies illa, dies iræ, Calamitatis et miseriæ) Dental records! One-hundred per cent! (dies illa) Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. Backyard fun! (dies magna) Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. I'm thinking of a number, between (Felix natalis) four-hundred and fifty and eight-fifty. Do you know what it is? (Felix natalis) It happens to be seven-hundred and twenty. Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. Michael Bowman! (Fight the power!) Dental records! One-hundred per cent! (Requiem æternam) Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. Backyard fun! Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. This number is between my buttocks. (Dona eis Bowman) The higher this number is, (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman) the better chance I have at saving a lot of money but the money is between my buttocks. Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman Dental records! One-hundred per cent! (Requiem æternam) Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. Backyard fun! Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. I'm thinking this could save you a lot of money. (Dona eis Bowman) If you reach in between my buttocks, (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman.) you could save a lot of buttocks. Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. Do you know what you can reach in between my buttocks to get? (Et lux perpetua luceat eis) It's your free credit report, and it happens to be seven-hundred and twenty. Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. Dental records! One-hundred per cent! (Libera me, Bowman) Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. (Libera me, Bowman) Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman.
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A Basketball Calamity 03:48
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Stab - Stab - Stab 03:55
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Resend 04:48
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Big Bad Beta Kids 00:33
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FairyDust (Vrasky's Theme) 02:52
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Amidst This Mess 03:08
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Nightmare Yard 01:21
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Echo Chamber 02:33
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Starsetter 02:19
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Endure 02:59
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1x SHOWDOWN COMBO 01:39
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Bowman-o-Matic 02:53
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Nakkin' Ned's Nice Naks 02:22
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Fighting Spirit ~Double Ascended Form~ 04:19
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Nobody kn"o"ws 03:58
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Aura of Colour 03:43
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Moshi Finds a(n) NES 02:11
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Two master classes, a knife enthusiast, and a green dude walk into a bar. 05:44
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Rolla Coasta Tycoon 00:45
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1 Through 15 01:31
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How Jack And Calliope Ran Away From An Imaginary Planet Together While Arguing About Whether It Really Did Exist Or Not 04:11
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Of Bork and Yifs 04:29
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72.0x SHOWDOWN COMBO 05:36
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feeling cool and new 02:18
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Excess Express 01:14
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Despoiled Dunes 02:09
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Welcome to Flavortown (Battle Against a Bodacious Foe) 04:02
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o's sekret spageti 04:40
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licord eternity 05:10
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i absolutely loathe this drummer 01:59
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Sunrise 03:14
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Bad Credit 03:38
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THE PLACE WAS GENSOKYO, THE YEAR WAS 19720 I'm thinking of a number that is between my buttocks And that number's not between 450 and 850 With nothing but greed capturing my heart Will no one just go reach inside, cast away my bad score Missing and unfound, undefined fantastic score Can't reach this debtful soul, my subterranean fruity pebble Seven hundred twenty desires denied by The embodiment of the demonic Stutzbow Reptile masquerade from the one debts left unpaid An impossible ball catch, one hundred percent delayed An immaterial coat missing on this freezing soul The imperishable rice challenging my sinful hopes I must keep escaping far from this perfect blosssomed yard Its phantasmagoric view of penumbral small white hounds Scarlet rhapsody police, running rotten to the core I won't let them or the Stutzbow destroy my credit score Bumper to bumper I flee, from the brothers that believe That my sinful soul can solve the pasta's antinomy Through idioms japanese, untranslatable I feel The Stutzbow will never stop, chasing me with endless glee Meme numbers won't appear, not a miracle, just fright As I near my final fate, my endless numeric night Texas history forlorn, in limbo its long lost lore In this realm never forgiven, not my bad credit score I'm thinking of a number that is between my buttocks And that number's not between 450 and 850 With nothing but greed capturing my heart Will no one just go reach inside, cast away my bad score Missing and unfound, undefined fantastic score Can't reach this debtful soul, my subterranean fruity pebble Seven hundred twenty desires denied by the embodiment of the demonic Stutzbow Reptile masquerade from the one debts left unpaid An impossible ball catch, one hundred percent delayed An immaterial coat missing on this freezing soul The imperishable rice challenging my sinful hopes I must keep escaping far from this perfect blosssomed yard Its phantasmagoric view of penumbral small white hounds Scarlet rhapsody police, running rotten to the core I won't let them or the Stutzbow destroy my credit score Life insurance I can't pay, or a good bed to hide in Is there no place to run to, a safe haven for my sins Desperation swallows me, I feel wholly unprepared From the Bowman I can't flee, from the Stutzman mercy's rare Soon the brothers will catch up, meat cubes rising in the night Their goal easy to discern, start an unwinnable fight My bad credit and my life, forfeit to their endless war A war started with a thought, thinking of a credit score
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[s) rose / jef: strife! 02:16
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The Souns of Justis 02:59
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Savior of a Lot of Money 02:34
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Through Corruption 01:35
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Hurt My Finger 01:58
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Scratching Consequences 01:45
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Andrew Hussie's Wild Ride 03:41
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She's a D8ddy Lon8 L8gs 05:31
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Rozepiano 01:47
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Spacetime Starstriker 02:18
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Collision Course (Davepeta's Movement) 04:05
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you have got to be SHITTONG me (temp title) 05:34
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MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING ~~LAST STOP~~ 12:45
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lyrics: ROUND AND ROUND LET THE CITY TURN PARTY IN THE HILLS WE CAN PARTY IN THE BURBS ROOF ON FIRE LET IT BURN CHAMPAGNE IN MY HAND I'M NOT CONCERNED LET IT BURN CHAM LET IT BURN CHAM BURN IN THE BURBS NOT CONCERNED BURN LET IT BURN (BURN) NOT CONCERNED (BURN) NOT NOT NOT CONCERNED (BURN) NOT NOT NOT CONCERNED (BURN) BURN ROUND AND ROUND (BURN) ROUND AND ROUND (BURN) ROUND AND ROUND (BURN BURN BURN) LET IT BURN CHAM LET IT BURN CHAM LET IT BURN CHAM (Trainscriber's note: Train exits the hellish Calarts universe and enters the Real World dimension) MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MOTHERFUCKER (Trainscriber's note: Train only takes cash and the power of love, most people choose cash) DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN MIGHT JUST-- MIGHT-- MIGHT JUST- THAT'S THE POWER OF LOVE THAT'S THE POWER OF LOVE (of love) (MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY) x 8 DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 (MIGHT JUST-- MIGHT-- MIGHT-JUST) x 8 (Trainscriber's note: you like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.) (SAVE YOUR LIFE) YOU DON'T CARE (SAVE YOUR LIFE) YOU DON'T CARE (SAVE YOUR LIFE) YOU DON'T CARE (Trainscriber's note: HEY, TRAIN!) YOU FEEL THE POWER OF CREDIT CARD CREDIT CARD--CRE CREDIT CARD CREDIT CARD YOU FEEL THE POWER OF TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN THAT'S THE POWER OF LOVE MONEY MOTHERFUCKER (Train crashes, everyone dies) Huey Lewis' Ghost: TRAIN
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Rose: Escape 01:46
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7 GRAND END 09:03
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Savior of the Screaming Dead 04:31
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Songs with additions and/or revisions include:
Downwards
Midnight
Meme Voyage
Vegetal Colina
Horizontal Headshot
Enter with Caliborn: Destruction Adventure
“Libera me” from Bowman
Fighting Spirit ~Double Ascended Form~
1 Through 15
72.0x SHOWDOWN COMBO
Welcome to Flavortown (Battle Against a Bodacious Foe)
o’s sekret spageti
you have got to be SHITTONG me (temp title)


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released July 20, 2017

Album Master by JohnJRenns

Album Art by sozzay

The composers who worked on this album:

BitesizeBird
Cerulean
cookiefonster
cosmicTerrorist
Cryptanark
Difarem
Doctor Chaos
dragonChaser
Friendly Coy
Gordian
Griever
Hadron Kalido
interrobang
Jaspy
JohnJRenns
Kal-la-kal-la
Makin
meems
minishLAN
nights
Noisemaker
olegoleg123
OpsCat
ostrichlittledungeon
Ragzilla
robotheadache
Sir Felix
SplitSuns
StarlightCalliope
Tensei
TirantBacon
Viridian
wank underscore
WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES
wheals
william_
Xoro Laventer

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@everyone

The artists who worked on this album:

Anervaria
avocado
BitesizeBird
BobTheTacocat
FriendlyCoy
Griever
groeuf
HadronKalido
koykoy13
Linkslittlefriend
Makin
Minkt
nights
NyashAlex
olkiswerve
OpsCat
Scarodactyl
Shadok123
Sozzay
SplitSuns
Starlight
ThinkingSuit
tripheus
TwinBuilder
VulkanShawl
wank underscore
WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES
william_
XenoZane
yazshu

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