Greatest Hits 2

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Here's to over a year of cool and new albums. Thanks for sticking with us!

Songs with additions and/or revisions include:
Downwards
Midnight
Meme Voyage
Vegetal Colina
Horizontal Headshot
Enter with Caliborn: Destruction Adventure
“Libera me” from Bowman
Fighting Spirit ~Double Ascended Form~
1 Through 15
72.0x SHOWDOWN COMBO
Welcome to Flavortown (Battle Against a Bodacious Foe)
o’s sekret spageti
you have got to be SHITTONG me (temp title)


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released July 20, 2017

Album Master by JohnJRenns

Album Art by sozzay

The composers who worked on this album:

BitesizeBird
Cerulean
cookiefonster
cosmicTerrorist
Cryptanark
Difarem
Doctor Chaos
dragonChaser
Friendly Coy
Gordian
Griever
Hadron Kalido
interrobang
Jaspy
JohnJRenns
Kal-la-kal-la
Makin
meems
minishLAN
nights
Noisemaker
olegoleg123
OpsCat
ostrichlittledungeon
power464646
Ragzilla
robotheadache
Sir Felix
SplitSuns
StarlightCalliope
Tensei
TirantBacon
Viridian
wank underscore
WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES
wheals
william_
Xoro Laventer

The shitposters who worked on this album:

@everyone

The artists who worked on this album:

Anervaria
avocado
BitesizeBird
BobTheTacocat
FriendlyCoy
Griever
groeuf
HadronKalido
koykoy13
Linkslittlefriend
Makin
Minkt
nights
NyashAlex
olkiswerve
OpsCat
Scarodactyl
Shadok123
Sozzay
SplitSuns
Starlight
ThinkingSuit
tripheus
TwinBuilder
VulkanShawl
wank underscore
WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES
william_
XenoZane
yazshu

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Track Name: "Libera me" From Bowman
Dental records! One-hundred per cent!
Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman.
Backyard fun!

How does the son of a founding father of the nation
get appointed as a governor in charge of occupation
of the Indiana territory, battle with Tecumseh
Tippecanoe, go on to become the
president in 1841. He did it for just
32 days and he was done cus he died
of pneumonia. Didn't wear no coat in the rain. Boy,
what you thinking? What's your name?

My name is Governor Fred Michael, Marvin's brother.
I will eat a series of milk jugs for commemorative purposes
and 2 or 3 maggots in the year 1917
and then I will bury you, you noodle brain!

You're gonna have to deal with my partner now.

(Libera me, Bowman
de memes æterna
in die illa tremenda. in die illa

quadringenti quinquaginta
octingenti quinquaginta
septingenti viginti.
Tremens factus sum ego et timeo,
Dum discussio venerit atque ventura ira)

Being a bird, being a bird, being a bird, nothing to do,
good day, good day, being a bird, being a bird, bird, bird, bird,
being a bird, being a bird, being a bird (BARK)
What? (BARK)
What was that? (BARK)
What was that?
Fly away, fly away, fly away, into the tree,
in the tree, in the tree, in the tree, in the tree,
in the tree, in the tree, safe!
Safe now. Safe in the tree.

(Dies illa, dies iræ,
Calamitatis et miseriæ)

Dental records! One-hundred per cent! (dies illa)
Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman.
Backyard fun! (dies magna)
Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman.

I'm thinking of a number, between (Felix natalis)
four-hundred and fifty and eight-fifty.
Do you know what it is? (Felix natalis)
It happens to be seven-hundred and twenty.
Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman.

Michael Bowman! (Fight the power!)

Dental records! One-hundred per cent! (Requiem æternam)
Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman.
Backyard fun!
Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman.

This number is between my buttocks. (Dona eis Bowman)
The higher this number is, (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman)
the better chance I have at saving a lot of money
but the money is between my buttocks.
Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman

Dental records! One-hundred per cent! (Requiem æternam)
Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman.
Backyard fun!
Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman.

I'm thinking this could save you a lot of money. (Dona eis Bowman)
If you reach in between my buttocks, (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman.)
you could save a lot of buttocks.
Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman.

Do you know what you can reach in between my buttocks to get? (Et lux perpetua luceat eis)
It's your free credit report,
and it happens to be seven-hundred and twenty.
Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman.

Dental records! One-hundred per cent! (Libera me, Bowman)
Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman.

Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman.
Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman.
Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman.
Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman.
Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman.
Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. (Libera me, Bowman)
Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman.
Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman.

Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman.
Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman.
Track Name: Bad Credit
THE PLACE WAS GENSOKYO, THE YEAR WAS 19720

I'm thinking of a number that is between my buttocks
And that number's not between 450 and 850
With nothing but greed capturing my heart
Will no one just go reach inside, cast away my bad score

Missing and unfound, undefined fantastic score
Can't reach this debtful soul, my subterranean fruity pebble
Seven hundred twenty desires denied by
The embodiment of the demonic Stutzbow

Reptile masquerade from the one debts left unpaid
An impossible ball catch, one hundred percent delayed
An immaterial coat missing on this freezing soul
The imperishable rice challenging my sinful hopes
I must keep escaping far from this perfect blosssomed yard
Its phantasmagoric view of penumbral small white hounds
Scarlet rhapsody police, running rotten to the core
I won't let them or the Stutzbow destroy my credit score

Bumper to bumper I flee, from the brothers that believe
That my sinful soul can solve the pasta's antinomy
Through idioms japanese, untranslatable I feel
The Stutzbow will never stop, chasing me with endless glee
Meme numbers won't appear, not a miracle, just fright
As I near my final fate, my endless numeric night
Texas history forlorn, in limbo its long lost lore
In this realm never forgiven, not my bad credit score

I'm thinking of a number that is between my buttocks
And that number's not between 450 and 850
With nothing but greed capturing my heart
Will no one just go reach inside, cast away my bad score

Missing and unfound, undefined fantastic score
Can't reach this debtful soul, my subterranean fruity pebble
Seven hundred twenty desires denied by
the embodiment of the demonic Stutzbow

Reptile masquerade from the one debts left unpaid
An impossible ball catch, one hundred percent delayed
An immaterial coat missing on this freezing soul
The imperishable rice challenging my sinful hopes
I must keep escaping far from this perfect blosssomed yard
Its phantasmagoric view of penumbral small white hounds
Scarlet rhapsody police, running rotten to the core
I won't let them or the Stutzbow destroy my credit score

Life insurance I can't pay, or a good bed to hide in
Is there no place to run to, a safe haven for my sins
Desperation swallows me, I feel wholly unprepared
From the Bowman I can't flee, from the Stutzman mercy's rare
Soon the brothers will catch up, meat cubes rising in the night
Their goal easy to discern, start an unwinnable fight
My bad credit and my life, forfeit to their endless war
A war started with a thought, thinking of a credit score
Track Name: MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING ~~LAST STOP~~
lyrics:
ROUND AND ROUND
LET THE CITY TURN
PARTY IN THE HILLS
WE CAN PARTY IN THE BURBS
ROOF ON FIRE
LET IT BURN
CHAMPAGNE IN MY HAND
I'M NOT CONCERNED
LET IT BURN CHAM
LET IT BURN CHAM
BURN IN THE BURBS
NOT CONCERNED
BURN
LET IT BURN (BURN)
NOT CONCERNED (BURN)
NOT NOT NOT CONCERNED (BURN)
NOT NOT NOT CONCERNED (BURN)
BURN
ROUND AND ROUND (BURN)
ROUND AND ROUND (BURN)
ROUND AND ROUND (BURN BURN BURN)
LET IT BURN
CHAM
LET IT BURN
CHAM
LET IT BURN
CHAM

(Trainscriber's note: Train exits the hellish Calarts universe and enters the Real World dimension)

MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MOTHERFUCKER

(Trainscriber's note: Train only takes cash and the power of love, most people choose cash)

DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN
DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN
DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN
DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN
DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN

MIGHT JUST-- MIGHT-- MIGHT JUST-
THAT'S THE POWER OF LOVE
THAT'S THE POWER OF LOVE (of love)
(MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY) x 8

DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8
DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8
DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8
DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8
DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8
DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8
DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 (MIGHT JUST-- MIGHT-- MIGHT-JUST) x 8

(Trainscriber's note: you like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.)

(SAVE YOUR LIFE) YOU DON'T CARE (SAVE YOUR LIFE) YOU DON'T CARE (SAVE YOUR LIFE) YOU DON'T CARE

(Trainscriber's note: HEY, TRAIN!)

YOU FEEL THE POWER OF CREDIT CARD CREDIT CARD--CRE CREDIT CARD CREDIT CARD

YOU FEEL THE POWER OF TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN

THAT'S THE POWER OF LOVE

MONEY MOTHERFUCKER

(Train crashes, everyone dies)

Huey Lewis' Ghost: TRAIN
Track Name: Savior of the Screaming Dead
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