lore 2: the revengning

from BOWMANIA by Cool and New Music Team

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Narrator:
It is March, 2017—nearly six months since Bowman was shot and killed.
For six months, his brothaaaaaa Scott Stutzman quested valiantly, searching far and wide for any means to revive his a-a-a-a-awesome companion.

Then, deep in the heart of Detroit, the pasta city, a mysterious cl”o”aked figure gifted Stutzman the knowledge necessary to bring back the dead.
He makes his way now to the top of Mt. Buttocks, to place Bowman’s corpse on your bed.

Stutzman:
I don’t know how much longer I can carry on with this rotting corpse hanging over my shoulder, but I will do it or my name isn’t Constable Governor Sam Houston. I will carry Bowman’s body to his big Bowman bed in ten minutes, and then he will return to life by gum. Whoopee! Whoopee!

Narrator:
He arrived at the fabled peak, the wind billowing against his rippling belly.

Stutzman:
Hands on your head! Body on your bed!
Bed safe… bed warm… bed knows…

Wait a minute. What’s happening?
Is this really...Is this really—it is! Boo boo, here come da ghoooost!

Bowman:
Bowman!

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from BOWMANIA, released March 10, 2017
by ostrichlittledungeon

Script by ostrichlittledungeon and Toast, edited by WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES, minishLAN, and other memebers of the team
Vocals by Bambosh and Scott Stutzman

Excerpt of "Savior of A Lot of Money" by SplitSuns

References "Heir of Grief" by Joren "Tensei" de Bruin

track art by william_

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